Killed it dead

Was supposed to have one of those frozen fried chicken things for lunch today... never made it before, figured Can't be much different from the others, right? Only, it said to nuke it 3.5 minutes, stir the potatoes, then nuke it another 30 seconds to 4 minutes!!! So I did it for as long as I would, say, chicken fried steak. *shakes head* You could've attached a handle to that chicken and used it for a claw hammer. Luckily I was able to catch a coworker on his way to the store and still had enough cash so he'd pick me up a sandwich.... but all I can think is that poor chicken, it gave up it's life in vein. All 'cause I can't cook.