zebralittle52 | Me? Obsess much?

Hey, you're not OOC at all! You are... Canon
Snape! You have the dubious honor of being the
ugly, sarcastic, greasy git so many of us know
and love. Regardless of whether you're in a
het, slash, or gen fic, you are the detention-
giving bastard who would never even dream of
cuddling a fluffy bunny rabbit or wearing
purple leather. Even if you do something that
seems OOC, your writer is good enough to
explain it so that it seems believable.
Unfortunately, it's fairly rare to find you in
fanfiction, but for those authors who write
you... Ten points to Slytherin!

What Wildly Out-of-Character Fanfic Snape Are You?
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You are Superior!Snape- though largely a fanon invention, this quiz hails you as The True Snape [tm]. Your conversation largely consists of witty putdowns and sardonic banter. You are eloquent, intelligent, smooth as satin and twice as sexy. The fangirls & boys drool after you. You are often alone because, let's face it, most of the world simply can't measure up.
The fact that the Gryffindors hate your guts proves they're intellectually subnormal and don't realise that you hate everyone equally. You spend your time mocking the world and attending Sex Pistols concerts. Who said greasy hair can't be a fashion trend?

History remembers you because your tongue was so sharp that you sliced yourself in two.

Which Snape are You? by Marett Graves

With artwork by Laura Freeman

Which Slytherin Mary Sue Are You?
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