zebralittle52 | Renaissance Reconnaissance

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's helm wheel hanging off his erect penile member.

The barman says "Hey! Do you know you have a wheel hanging off your erect penile member?"

The pirate nods. "Arr! It's drivin' me fcukin' nuts!"

De Agony of De Feet

Just got back from the Renaissance Festival. Had chicken-on-a-stick, walked my feet off, spent way to much money, and had an all around great time. ^_^

Yes, I went in costume. Decided there was no way in hell I could drive with the corset on, so it went on in the bathroom once I got there. (The attendant was nice enough to give me a hand with the lacing.)

While there, I picked up two cd's, a black fox tail, and had my tarot done. (Very inspiring, btw... Hopeful. Last one I had done a few months back said there was a black cloud hovering over me and I should take up meditation. >.<;; )

Asked many a scotsman if he was regimental ^_~ and managed to catch Mr. Wren play for the maypole.

One thing to remember for next time though... Sunscreen. I remembered the OFF but no sunscreen, and with the corset laying my frontal chest area out for all to see it ended up getting a lot of sun. (Don't think it burnt though.)

Can't wait for next time! *limps off to soak the poor tootsies*