I love this whole information superhighway thing. Just renewed my car's registration, (which goes ka-put at the end of the month,) even though the dorks never sent me any paperwork in the mail about it.
In other news, ya'll know I suffer from Open Mouth/Insert Foot, especially at work, right? Well, I was actually able to keep my big mouth shut for once.
We get these things called Eagle Bucks (we call 'em Turkey Bucks) for recognition. If a supervisor thinks you've earned one, there ya go, and after you get enough of 'em they're redeemable for crap from the office. Mugs, hats, lunch boxes, etc... I'd saved up enough and wanted to pick up a thermos.
They're nice, come with their own little carrying case.... and look like huge chrome dildos.
However, when I was talking to Tom (the same supervisor I'd asked if he was turned on, when I meant his computer, remember?) the word thermos completely escaped me. Pththt, went brain dead, just like that. So, I made the appropriate descriptive hand gestures, and just barely kept myself from saying out loud, "You know, that phallic looking thing."
It's like completing the first level of a 12 step group! I didn't mess up! ^_^*V*
In other news, ya'll know I suffer from Open Mouth/Insert Foot, especially at work, right? Well, I was actually able to keep my big mouth shut for once.
We get these things called Eagle Bucks (we call 'em Turkey Bucks) for recognition. If a supervisor thinks you've earned one, there ya go, and after you get enough of 'em they're redeemable for crap from the office. Mugs, hats, lunch boxes, etc... I'd saved up enough and wanted to pick up a thermos.
They're nice, come with their own little carrying case.... and look like huge chrome dildos.
However, when I was talking to Tom (the same supervisor I'd asked if he was turned on, when I meant his computer, remember?) the word thermos completely escaped me. Pththt, went brain dead, just like that. So, I made the appropriate descriptive hand gestures, and just barely kept myself from saying out loud, "You know, that phallic looking thing."
It's like completing the first level of a 12 step group! I didn't mess up! ^_^*V*