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zebralittle52Don't ya hate it when you're spritzing spray mount... (Which, sadly, is nothing like snow in a can. No spraying it about your couch for suddenly appearing bishounen going at it hot and heavy.) ...anyway, you spritz the spray mount, but the nozzle isn't pointing the right way?
Some poor sod could be forced to walk around for hours with every hair on their arm glued down and just -stuck- there.
...not that it's ever happened to me.
Some poor sod could be forced to walk around for hours with every hair on their arm glued down and just -stuck- there.
...not that it's ever happened to me.
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Date: 2002-07-10 06:16 am (UTC)Yeah, it's kinda like setting oneself on fire with a can of floor wax.
Not that *I've* ever done that.
^^
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Date: 2002-07-10 08:35 am (UTC)How in the world can someone catch themselves on fire with a can of floor wax?
(Not you though, of course...)
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Date: 2002-07-10 08:49 am (UTC)1) Join the military
2) Ignore all rules to the contrary and go ahead and light the can to melt the wax, which makes it easier to apply to the floor
3) Do this while standing up, rather than setting the can on the floor where it is stable
4) When the wax ignites (as it always does), instead of placing the lid carefully on the can, fumble it and drop it and splash flaming floor wax into your face
5) scream
6) Enjoy the wonderful facial waxing. Enjoy penciling in eyebrows for the next few weeks, because you have none. Save money on mascara - no eyelashes, too.
^^
Not that I've ever experienced such things.
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Date: 2002-07-10 08:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-07-12 11:08 am (UTC)1) Decide you are going to retile your kitchen floor, all by yourself.
2) Fail to remove all unsightly old tile by hand, and get some sort of solvent/floor-glue-removing product.
3) Ignore all rules about proper ventilation and care about ignition sources, and proceed.
4) Get a little light-headed as the kitchen starts to fill up with fumes, and utterly fail to consider the pilot light on the gas stove.
5) Blink in astonishment at the ensuing flash-explosion, and go about eyebrowless and singed-looking for weeks after.
Which looks really funny on a guy.
.. not that I laughed at him about it after. Nope. Too nice for that, me. :P
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Date: 2002-07-12 11:13 am (UTC)*snicker* Or at least not to his face?
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Date: 2002-07-12 11:48 am (UTC)Oh that's just horrid.
(I'd have laughed, too.) ^^