I'm such a geek...
Mar. 27th, 2004 06:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
zebralittle52This is funny! If you know even a little about roll playing, you should get a chuckle... If Lord of the Rings had been a D&D session.
Here's a quote:
DM: Well, yeah, but you're maybe fifteen feet away from the bridge.
PC1: Toss me.
PC2: Ha! Okay... uh... I glare at Gimli.
PC1: No, really... toss me. It's the only way we can get over there. We're out of SPIDER CLIMB, and we need to get over there before they cleave through all the 3rd level NPCs.
PC2: Toss you, eh? Okay. What would I roll for that?
DM: Uh... uh.... Roll a strength check.
PC1: I'd make it a ranged attack with some minuses, myself...
DM: (rolls eyes) okay, fine. Make a ranged attack at minus six... you're not proficient in firing dwarf-shaped weapons.
PC2: Good enough for me. *roll*... seventeen!!
PC1: Yes!!
Here's a quote:
DM: Well, yeah, but you're maybe fifteen feet away from the bridge.
PC1: Toss me.
PC2: Ha! Okay... uh... I glare at Gimli.
PC1: No, really... toss me. It's the only way we can get over there. We're out of SPIDER CLIMB, and we need to get over there before they cleave through all the 3rd level NPCs.
PC2: Toss you, eh? Okay. What would I roll for that?
DM: Uh... uh.... Roll a strength check.
PC1: I'd make it a ranged attack with some minuses, myself...
DM: (rolls eyes) okay, fine. Make a ranged attack at minus six... you're not proficient in firing dwarf-shaped weapons.
PC2: Good enough for me. *roll*... seventeen!!
PC1: Yes!!
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XP geeks rule.
Date: 2004-03-27 07:04 pm (UTC)This (plus following responses there) was priceless. Man, I haven't played D&D in over a decade, but this brought back so many memories while being perfectly hilarious at the same time!
*nostalgic sigh* I miss my old RP group...
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Date: 2004-03-27 08:58 pm (UTC)