Shenanigans? Does that make me a Hooligan?

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	35
Your crime	Shenanigans.
Who reported you	boniblithe
Your fate	Standing on street corners with a sign "will write Harry Potter porn for food".

Seriously, if there is a max exodus 'cause of the latest LJ BS, someone email me where to go, ok?