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zebralittle52The b3ta board asked readers to post their best comebacks... god, some of this is just wicked!
On sharing a can of coke with a friend
I'm driving the car and he's in the passnger seat.
AT the traffic lights, I had had a big mouthful of coke and he was hinting that it was his turn.
He gets the can and starts wiping the top around the hole with a hanky.
"What are you doing?" I ask.
"I'm wiping the top so I don't get any of your germs," he replies.
"I haven't got aids you know," I respond
He takes a big mouthful and shrugs his shoulders.
"But I did just give a dog a blow job," I add.
Cue vast amounts of coke being sprayed onto windscreen.
On sharing a can of coke with a friend
I'm driving the car and he's in the passnger seat.
AT the traffic lights, I had had a big mouthful of coke and he was hinting that it was his turn.
He gets the can and starts wiping the top around the hole with a hanky.
"What are you doing?" I ask.
"I'm wiping the top so I don't get any of your germs," he replies.
"I haven't got aids you know," I respond
He takes a big mouthful and shrugs his shoulders.
"But I did just give a dog a blow job," I add.
Cue vast amounts of coke being sprayed onto windscreen.
