Madam&#39;s Memories

She's promised to buy me a new one, so I let her live... this time. ^_~

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If she sits next to you, smack her hand and say "bad Geeg-ger, no biscut for you". No, don't do that you never know what she might say in response. *grins* Though she is sweet, so she should be forgiven and also you get a another drink (only I'd ask for the largest size possible)

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Nope, twasn't G... But she did get a laugh when I sat down, spun around, and screeched S's name across the room. ^_~

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secondmoon.livejournal.com

Was is ghing-ger or tattoo lady? Doesn't seem like ghing-ger would drink the whole thing....

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You're right, it was S. It really was a miscomunication, but last night it had us rolling... ('Course, we were all so bored, anything would've worked for entertainment.)

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She's fun in quarky way too. Only sad part is that she is now shares the same row with JPC Superstar! Tell to speak as much Spanish as possible around him! It makes him paranoid, he hated it when Maria and the scanner (can't think of her name) would talk to each other in Spanish. It was great when she finally told him off and he moved away from us, back to the proof reading section! (this was back when he was a proof reader)

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In defense of she who innocently drank the milkshake...
All would be surprised with the true kindness that she, who kind-heartedly gave the gift of milkshake, has inside. One would be surprised to find that beneath the hard shell, lies a soul of marshmellic proportions. Let us set some examples of all her kindness:

1. Witness A: The victim was coughing uncontrollably sorta like this, *cough* *hiss* *wizz*, and she said, " My dear child are you alright? Here, have one of my honey sticks.".

2. Witness B: The victim was going about her normal daily activities when she, who kind-heartedly gave the gift of milkshake, said,"I would like to share my Pecan pie with you,since you too are as kind a soul as I." She, who innocently drank the milkshake answered, " Why I can't thank you enough!".

3. Witness #C: The victim was, again, going about her normal daily activities when she, who kind-heartedly gave the gift of milkshake, called her by her name and (Keeping in mind the safety of the victim, we shall change her name in this re-enactment) said,"Veronica, come here." She, who innocently drank the milkshake answered, "Yes?". She, who kind-heartedly gave the gift of milkshake, answered, "Here, have the gift of milkshake for being such a sweet person." She, who innocently drank the milkshake answered, "Thank You! That is so very nice of you."

As you all can plainly see, this was all an act of sheer kindness from she who kind-heartedly gave the gift of milkshake. Let this be a lesson to all,
The more you give the gift of milkshake the happier we'll be!

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What we have here, is a failure to communicate. Still, I like your version better than G's, where-in I run about the building yelling (ala Stanly from A Streetcar Named Desire) MILKSHAKE!.

*sniff* All I wanted was yummy, chocolaty goodness. Is that to much to ask? IS IT?

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She who drank the milkshake who was so innocently coughing and needed it would never purposely drink ALL of it yada yada yada. All very funny, but really this IS Madamblue and S. we are talking about here! That's like saying I help Orphans cross the road after school and supervise band camp! Let's face it, We're all evil mormid people, hence why we get along so well! But it was funny.

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secondmoon.livejournal.com

now that is awesome!

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Love the icon, btw ^_~

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Man, that "gift of milkshake" entry is the biggest load of crap I've read in a long time. S needs to go write for a tabloid. That was some extra good bullshit.

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It maybe Bullshit, but man is it funny and witty Bullshit!

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I agree. Maybe not an American Tabloid. Let's make it British.

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yes, that's better, let's face it. The brits have better Comdey shows than we'll ever have. I mean we are constantly ripping off their telley shows.

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It's the american way.

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Hey if you can't out think, take it, rewrite write it and make it shit. Yeah thats us americans all right.

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FUCKIN-A-RIGHT!!! We can show all those bastards out there that we are America!! We rip off people the old fashion way. Do it boldly in front of them and then deny everything.

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