I'm going to the Special Hell

[zebralittle52]

*gacked from wrenlet*

HELL LEVEL 3 Raw score: 85%

There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations. I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity and honesty. AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 80% on hellish

Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

I... really didn't think I was that bad?

Comments

[tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com]

Oh boy, I can already tell this is going to be a bad'un...

[tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com]

Um... the primates thing? That was a trick question, right?

HELL LEVEL 2 Raw score: 71%

You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms. Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's mostly likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people told the truth, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames. AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 37% on hellish

Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

And the third thing...

[tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com]

This is supposed to be a reflection of what you THINK, not what you DO, right? So this assessment? Is leading me on and making me sad with its total lack of truth and daily practical application. *weep*

Re: And the third thing...

[madamblue.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I think she doth protest too much... Just groove with it!

Re: And the third thing...

[tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com]

But...but... need... daily... practical... application!

*taunts the happy fun ball*

Re: And the third thing...

[madamblue.livejournal.com]

I still don't get how I got the lowest score possible! I mean... I mean, I'm the good one!

As for daily practical application... *lear* Ok, maybe I know how I got that score after all.

Re: And the third thing...

[tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com]

ha ha HA! She admits it!
(I am still disturbed about the primates. HUMANS are descended from primates. That's what they mean, yeah? *nervous*)
^_^

[buddahbelly68.livejournal.com]

She is a VERY VERY VERY good girl I assure each and every one of you......The finest I ever......................